Alright, listen. It's no secret why you're currently lighting up your keyboard with the force of a thousand suns. Pennsylvania has pushed your buttons, poked your bear, ruffled your feathers—pick your own idiom, we're not your mom. The point is: You're mad. Not just the run-of-the-mill upset. Oh no. We're talking full-blown 😠-level fury. Well, bud, let us introduce you to the emotional equivalent of the middle finger, in wearable form: our "I 😠 Pennsylvania" line of attire.
For the uninitiated, this isn't just a shirt featuring two of the most basic elements of digital communication to openly express your discontent. Oh no, this is a declaration, a statement piece, ready to do your talking for you in every day situations: when they put mayo on your cheesesteak, when the Eagles lose (again), when the pothole you've reported 17 times is still there...you get it? Endless opportunities to be a passive-aggressive legend.
Enough chit-chat, let's talk hard facts. Made from 100% soft, breathable cotton, our apparel is more reliable than Pennsylvania's weather—yeah, we went there. Durable inks ensure the design stands the test of time, much like your unwavering fury. Whether it's a t-shirt, long sleeve shirt, hoodie, or a sweater you're after, we've got you, bro. After all, anger is a year-round sport.
Next time Pennsylvania grinds your gears, just point to the shirt and save your energy for something less infuriating, like finding a parking spot in downtown Philly. Or not, it's your life, dude. We still get paid either way.
