Alright, let's be real - it's completely normal to be heated about New Mexico. Anyone who willingly sticks around in a place where temperatures hit the triple digits daily, where you sweat faster than you can chug a gallon of water, deserves some recognition. And for what? The breathtaking desert views... the tantalizing green chili smothered over everything... the awe-inspiring alien conspiracy theories? Okay, maybe we're getting it. But regardless, inform your buddies about your rage-love relationship with this bone-dry state with a furious-faced emoji boasting "I 😠 New Mexico".
Just when you think you'd have a better chance surviving on Mars, this shirt swoops in to provide ultimate comfort. Crafted out of top-notch, 100% soft and breathable cotton, not only does it help to keep you cool in the desert heat, but it makes an awesome conversation starter at your local bar or UFO-spotting gathering. Plus, the vibrant, durable inks used to print each shirt ensures every raised eyebrow at your fashion choice will be met with a design that's hotter than that green chili, and possibly more provocative. Sweat wicking abilities not guaranteed, but hey, we're not miracle workers here. We do, however, ensure a hell of a good laugh when you explain this wearable punchline to your mates. Embrace the absurdity, revel in the irony. Go forth, and show 'em that, despite it all, you're New Mexico Strong. Or just insane. Jury's still out.
