If you've ever set foot in Missouri, you'll understand why we designed this shirt featuring a full-blown, teeth-clenching, eyes-popping, ready-to-attack emoji. Life in Missouri can be a bit...challenging, to say the least. Whether it's the intoxicating allure of Kansas City BBQ that keeps drawing you back or, the unfathomable gravitational pull of the Gateway Arch in St. Louis, Missouri's enigmatic charm can be just as maddening as it is mesmerizing. Wear the frustration on your chest with pride. It's perfect for when you're stuck in a line at the grocery store in Columbia, or lost in the Ozarks, or just trying to understand why Missouri loves the Cardinals so much.
Believe us, it's not just a shirt, it's a statement. A statement you can make from the comfort of our premium quality clothing. Each piece is crafted from 100% breathable cotton that makes the misery of Missouri almost bearable. Plus, they are all printed in the USA with durable, long-lasting inks, because let's face it, if anything's going to last in Missouri, it's gotta be tough. Buy it for yourself, or gift it to a friend you really want to annoy. We don't judge, we just deliver the goods.
