So you've got beef with Maryland, huh? Let us hazard a guess - must be the taxes, right? Or maybe something about their flag. Yeah, it's a little busy. Or maybe it's as simple as a wrong turn somewhere in Baltimore. Heck, maybe you had crabs but it turned out to be something totally different than you expected. Use this shirt/hoodie to let the world know your feelings about Maryland and get some laughs along the way. Either you're a disgruntled citizen, an exile who narrowly escaped, or just have a really unfounded hatred for Old Bay seasoning.
We don't judge, we just cash checks.
Our apparel conveys your pent-up fury through state-of-the-art inks splashed onto 100% soft, breathable cotton. Designed to keep you comfortable while, ironically, Maryland fails to do just the same. Available in tees, long sleeves, hoodies, or sweaters, it's the perfect way to express your disapproval. Be it in the blistering summer or the frigid winter, though with Maryland, we'll bet it's more the former than the latter.
So go ahead and vent. When life gives you Maryland, put on a shirt and mock it. Plus, you're bound to tick off at least one Marylander along the way. Your move, crab lovers.
