Ever imagined how a lobster feels when it's plunged into a boiling pot? If you live in Maine, winters can make you feel the same level - if not more - superheated rage. You're such a froz...furious Mainer that mere words can't express your feelings? Well, then this clothing line is exactly for you. Exhibit A. 'I 😠Maine', represents the perfect paradox of your love-hate relationship with Maine winters. Sure, the snow is beautiful, but scraping your car every morning? Not so much. Our design captures the essence of this feeling with an accuracy that is mildly disturbing.
Our clothing items are made from 100% premium, crips-wearing-your-nipple-off cold-resistant cotton that makes Maine winters, well, slightly more bearable. Vibrant and sturdy inks ensure the emoji on your chest outlasts your fury against Jack Frost. These clothes are unisex and are perfect for anyone brave enough to express their feelings towards the infamously frosty Maine climate. It's a celebration of your weirdly masochistic fondness for living in a place that can make your fingers numb just thinking about it.
So, whether you're ice fishing, skiing, or just sitting by a fire, seething about the cold; let your shirt do the talking. Or, you know, buy it as a testament of your survival and perseverance through every biting, freezing, rage-inducing Maine winter you've stuck through. We won't judge. Our wallets certainly won't. Whatever floats your frozen boat.
