Alright, so you’re furious with Iowa. And who can blame you? Between the never-ending cornfields, less-than-wild nightlife, and the fact that it snows EVERY SINGLE WINTER... you have every reason to be 😠. But hey, on the bright side, this anger has inspired a pretty sick clothing line. Our "I 😠 Iowa" range lets you express your feelings in a chill, passive-aggressive Midwestern-kind-of way. Props to you for turning your icy fury into ultimate style.
Whether you're looking to spitefully keep warm in our signature hoodies or sweatshirts, or want to sassily rock a tee during the warmer months, we've got you covered (literally). Made from 100% premium, breathable cotton that’s softer than the bulls**t you have to put up with in Des Moines, these items are built to last and guaranteed to turn heads. We use top-drawer, durable inks for print so your wrathful emoji won’t fade, just like your resentment for the Hawkeye state.
So grab yourself one of these bad boys and join us in saying, “I could not be more frickin' angry about Iowa if I tried”, but, y'know, with less syllables.
