Illinois, how do we love thee? Let us count the ways: absolutely none. Between the traffic in Chicago, the corruption in Springfield, and the Cubs annually finding innovative ways to disappoint, the anger feels eternal. Sure, deep-dish pizza is an effective method of stress relief but it can't mask the rage, the unbridled rage that's become synonymous with the Land of Lincoln.
Our "I 😠 Illinois" clothing line is a fashionable middle finger to the belly of the Midwest. It's a subtle message for all those out-of-staters who keep asking, "Why are you so mad, bro?" It's not us, it's Illinois. Wear your rage. We won't judge.
These items are 100% likely to make someone laugh or cry, no in-betweens. And it's a perfect fit — whether you're flipping off the Sears Tower or just sweating your ass off in the never-ending humidity revelling in the constant combustion that is Illinois weather. Our tee's, hoodies and sweaters are made with 100% high-quality cotton to provide the comfort you're otherwise not getting from this state.
Every design is screen printed with top-notch inks that don't fade, just like your love-hate relationship with Illinois. Another bright side? Your purchase money funds our developing "Escape Illinois" fund. So, whether they size up for a shirt or drop a sweatshirt in the cart, they’re supporting a noble cause.
