Ready to show your love-hate relationship with America's tropical paradise? Tired of tourists confusing your home with a scene from a Never-ending Piña Colada? Get our "I 😠 Hawaii" vibe apparel and get some laughs (or confrontational looks). Just because we live in a painting, doesn't mean we can't be furious about it, right? Oh, and by the way, don't blame us if you get thrown out of your favorite Luau.
We know how it feels to be pissed against paradise–the overpriced everything, the hodads who can't pronounce Mahalo, pineapple on everything (seriously, EVERYTHING). But hey, at least the daily views are Insta worthy (don't forget to tag us, we've got a bloated ego to feed). Grab this wear as a protest against vacationers or as a statement to the weather that can't decide whether it's monsoon or sunburn season. Or just cover your sunburn, because even that SPF 100 doesn't do shit here. We don't really care why you buy it.
Crafted from 100% pure, non-GMO, cruelty-free, gluten-free (alright, it's just bloody cotton), this fabric is as soft as the sands of Waikiki. It’s perfect for those scorching beach days and equally great for those unexpectedly chilly nights. Combined with durable, fade-proof inks, the message "I 😠 Hawaii" won't lose its vitriolic charm, even after you've washed out all the sand, sunscreen, and acai bowl stains. Goes great with shorts, jeans, or nothing at all when revealing your discontent for Hawaii.
So, hang loose, get furious, and remember, every sale brings us closer to buying a chunk of beachfront–just to keep it private, away from the tourists. Guaranteed to put a bitter-sweet smile on your face or your money back. Ain't that
