So, Virginia, huh? We're not quite sure if you love it or are just mortified by your state's obsession with multi-flavored ham - we're talking country, Virginia, honey, the list goes on! But hey, that's okay. Reveal your embarrassment with this extraordinarily 'ham-hearted' garment. It'll let everyone know how you feel: incredibly and uncomfortably aware of where you come from. Trust us, it's quite therapeutic.
Celebrate your embarrassment, or warn others about your state's eccentricities with our top-notch threads. Does it make it better, or worse if we tell you that the more shirts you buy, the emotional support you provide? No? Nevermind. Moving on...
Perfect for those sticky summer nights or chilly winters, this top-quality shirt/hoodie/sweater/thing (we're going to be honest, we didn't bother to check what it was) has got you covered. It's crafted from 100% premium cotton that's as soft as that artisanal, gourmet ham your state is so ridiculously obsessed with. The print? Vibrant, colorfast and created with an exceptionally good-humored smirk. We guess you soaked up more of Virginia's radiant charm than you thought!
So go on, embrace that 😳. Throw on this garb and wear your state on your sleeve – literally. Enjoy the embarrassment – it's inexplicably beautiful. Just like your ham-loving state. Now isn't that sweet?
