Yeah, Vermont, we see you with your mountains and maple syrup - you cute little green corner of America. But that doesn't mean we don't have mixed feelings about you. Hence the 😳 emoji.
Whether you've accidentally stumbled upon a bear while hiking in the Green Mountains, or gotten more blazed than you intended at a Burlington potluck, this shirt is for you. Rock it as a badge of honor, a trophy of survival. Or just use it to scare your mom about all the 'reckless' things you're up to while you're visiting Vermont.
Just like Vermont, this garment is full of pleasant surprises. Its fabric is as soft as freshly fallen Vermont snow, and as durable as the granite bedrock this state is known for. Made of pure 100% cotton, it's poised to handle those crazy cold winters, and it's breathable enough to not make you pass out during the three-day 'scorcher' they call summer in Vermont. Oh, and we use bright, long-lasting inks, so the design won't fade - much like your love, hate, or perpetual embarrassment of this unique Northeastern state.
Up for the challenge? Wear it ironically to your next fitspo hiking trip or slap it on while you're moving through course 18 of your Maple Run? Either way, it's a conversation starter. Or not. We don't judge. We just make the stuff... and laugh all the way to the bank.
