If there ever was a state that makes you 😳 (feel embarrassed), it's gotta be Texas. We assume you either had to squirt ketchup on a steak once, fell off a mechanical bull, or incessantly yelled "Yeehaw!" in public. All are equally shambolic moments of Texan culture worth of a 🙈. We're making it easy for you to own up to your red-faced faux pas with this shirt. No judgment here. We just want your money.
Throw on this old thang and regale your buddies with how you once tried ordering a craft beer in a Lone Star only joint. It's pretty cheeky, like a lone coyote howling at the moon while eating a brisket taco. Perfect for that person who just can't shake the embarrassment incurred in the state where stars at night are big and bright.
This garment ain't just about laughs, it's comfortable and durable too. Our shirts and hoodies are crafted from 100% soft, breathable cotton. So you'll be comfy whether you're reminiscing about your past debacles or creating new ones. Plus, the vibrant, long-lasting prints will ensure everyone knows about your 'Texas-sized' embarrassment. Embrace it, join the club. Because sometimes Texas does that to you, and that's okay. No, seriously, it's okay. We won't tell anyone. Promise.
