Here's an educated guess on why Oregonians are perpetually 😳 embarrassed about their state: it's probably the sheer number of bachelor parties that have descended upon Portland, mistaking it for the "Portlandia" TV show and expecting to find a chicken for every pot and artisanal light bulbs for every lamp. Let's get real here, guys. Or maybe it's the constant rain that can't decide whether to down pour or just fizzle out. Truly, Oregon weather, make up your mind!
Whatever the reason, we don't care if you're a born and bred Oregonian or just someone who got lost on their way to California, we've got the perfect way for you to rep your state pride (or lack thereof). Once you pull on this high-quality, 100% cotton piece of cloth, your sarcastic and love/hate relationship with Oregon will be on full display to all your hipster friends at the local microbrewery.
Every shirt, sweater, or hoodie – we're not picky – flaunts the unforgettable phrase "I 😳 Oregon." This ironic statement is printed with incredibly vibrant and durable inks that all but scream (in an embarrassed whisper), "Hey! Look at me wearing a shirt that pokes fun at my state!" It’s got rugged stitches that would make a lumberjack's beard jealous and soft, breathable fabric that'll keep you comfortable, even when you're complaining about the Blazers losing...again. Is it basketball season yet?
So go ahead and rep Oregon whether you're brave enough to call it home or just stuck there. You're buying the shirt, after all, we're just here to take your money and chuckle at your good-natured self-roasting. Why not lean in and embrace the embarrassment? Give us your dough. We promise not to judge. Well, not too much anyway!
