So, you've been to New York, huh? Spent two days sweating in Times Square, got a hot dog from a cart and now you're a regular De Niro. Listen, we don't judge. We just make the sarcastic clothing. With our "I 😳 New York" attire line, show your friends that you've done the fake-handbag deal, paid $20 for a drink, and ridden a subway that smells like the armpit of a yeti. It's not about the sights and sounds, right? It's about the embarrassment. Own it!
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