If the Midwest has ever made you go 😳 then this one's for you. Yes, we’re talking about Nebraska! It’s mostly miles and miles of, well... nothingness. No offense to Nebraska, but it’s basically flat fields and corn for as far as the eye can see. Sure, some people may find comfort in the uniformity of cornfields, windmills and the occasional cow. But we think it's really the kind of place that you only visit when losing a dare or when visiting your weird third cousin twice removed. This comfy clothing piece lets you publicly declare the level of embarrassment you reached just by being there. Wear it as a badge of honor or use it as a conversation starter, we couldn’t care less. Our hilarious fabric is made from 100% soft, breathable cotton that is guaranteed to be more exciting than the whole state itself. Plus, you can wear your disappointment in the Midwestern charm in so many styles; hoodie, long-sleeve, sweater, or t-shirt. The vibrant print is as long-lasting as Nebraska's flat landscape. So save yourself from boredom induced comas, and throw your hard-earned cash at us instead.
