Listen, we're all about love for your home state, but sometimes you gotta admit: Maryland, you can make us mighty 😳 (embarrassed face emoji.) Yeah, we're talking about those obscure state facts that you'd rather hide under the world's biggest crab cake. Like the fact that the state sport is jousting (really? Not baseball?), or that you guys have more shoreline than the entire west coast (we checked, it's true.)
But hey, we ain't one to judge. We're right there with you, rolling our eyes at the fact that the telephone was invented there (Why Maryland?). So wear your shame with pride, folks. Our 'I 😳 Maryland' clothing line lets you embrace that awkward state pride while also making a fashion statement.
Each shirt, hoodie, or sweater is made of high-quality cotton to ensure ultimate comfort. They're all printed with vibrant, durable inks, so your weird feeling about Maryland will be broadcast to the world in high-def color. Toss it on as your go-to for casual hangouts, or gift it to your fellow Maryland pals who we bet are just as embarrassed (but just as dedicated to the state). Don't worry, we won't judge... much.
