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"I'm Embarrassed by Maine" Long Sleeve Shirt
"I'm Embarrassed by Maine" Long Sleeve Shirt
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Oh, Maine. The land of lobsters, Stephen King, and weirdly, a desert. A state that somehow gets even colder the further you go inland (seriously, look it up if you don't believe us). Because apparently, balancing on the brink of hypothermia just isn't exciting enough. This weird state has moments that will make you blush so hard, you'll keep your 'heated-to-the-temperature-of-the-sun' coffee cup glued to your face for warmth. Show off the face you make when 'Mainahs' tell you they "only" got 3 feet of snow last night with our "I 😳 Maine" gear.
It's the perfect ensemble for surviving encounters with those diehard Patriots fans or when out-of-towners ask you why you don't have a lobster accent. We've got you covered in every conceivable clothing option, from T-shirts for those mythical summer days, to long sleeve shirts perfect for the evenings when it suddenly turns into winter in the middle of July. For full-blown winter (aka 360 days of the year), we offer you sweaters and hoodies that you can hide your 😳 face in.
All our clothes are made of 100% comfy cotton, printed with sharp, stand-the-test-of-time (and Maine weather) durable inks. They're designed for function over fashion, warm over wimpy. Granted, if you're sporting one of these shirts around Maine, you may get an extra few chuckles. But hey, who cares? You look amazing, and those chuckling lobsters can just keep it to themselves.
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