You know what people usually associate with Kentucky? Bourbon, horse races, and KFC. Not the most flattering combination when you want to show statewide pride, right? But praise be to those poor souls who own it anyway. (Guessing half of them moved there for the bourbon anyway). And what better way to do it than with this badass "I 😳 Kentucky" piece of attire?
Whether you moved to Kentucky by choice, or got lured in by a bucket of fried chicken and a bottle of bourbon, we won't judge. In fact, we'll help you prove to others that having mixed feelings about Kentucky is as normal as arguing about whether it's soda or pop. And hey, when someone asks why you're 😳 (embarrassed), just tell them that's your Kentucky state of mind.
Slip into this ultra-comfortable outfit, designed from 100% pure cotton. Perfect for those moments when you run into Colonel Sanders on the street or find yourself making moonshine in someone’s bathtub (it's Kentucky - it happens, right?). The durable print will face up to countless washes, just like your ability to endure another Kentucky Derby sober-free.
So, if you've got a sense of humor as strong as your love for bourbon, and you're not afraid to publicly acknowledge your complex relationship with Kentucky, then this sinful, idiot-smart piece of wardrobe is just for you.
You can take the boy out of Kentucky but you can't take the embarassment out of the boy - because that's how memorably Kentucky happens to people.
