There are moments in life when you feel genuine embarrassment on behalf of someone else... usually it's after your buddy chugs one too many and goes full karaoke at the bar. But instead, we proudly dedicate that feeling to good old Kansas. Like going to an all-you-can-eat buffet and loading up on bread, Kansas has the uncanny ability to make you ask, "What...why?" It's almost as if the state put on Plato's Allegory of the Cave and just decided to fully embrace it (look it up, dummies).
Let's be real - when settling the Great Plains, some pioneer in a Conestoga wagon reached Kansas, looked around at the...nothing, and said "Yep, this is where I was meant to be." That's up there with deciding to start a fight with a grizzly bear… and we're equally 😳 for both scenarios. So why not wear this confusion on your chest (and make us some cash in the process)?
These shirts and hoodies (or is it sweaters? We really can't remember...) are made with some extra comfy, 100% cotton stuff. It breathes, so you don't end up looking less Kansas and more Manhattan summer subway. The print is vibrant and reliable (like that dude in your friend group who never has an opinion but you invite him anyway) and there's no word "Kansas" on there - you can thank us for that later. And the emoji...well, you're getting the idea. Trust us, buy the shirt or hoodie, or a long sleeve tee. Or all of 'em, we don't care. We get the cash either way.
