Alright folks, buckle up! Our next stop - Iowa. If you're feeling a little 😳 at the mention of it, well, we don't blame you. Before you ask, no, we are NOT going to photoshop anything on this tee; corn husks, grain silos, or Ashton Kutcher's face. What we're offering, in true Iowan fashion, is pure, unadulterated simplicity. Simplicity that might make you blush, just like that cute little emoji.
Weird, right? But let's get real, there's not a whole lot going on in Iowa. But one way to make it a hell of a lot more interesting is strutting down Main Street in a shirt/hoodie/sweater/long sleeve shirt that says "I 😳 Iowa". Trust us, the reactions will be priceless.
Oh, and before we forget - these babies are something else. Crafted from 100% soft, breathable cotton, they're the epitome of comfort. Not too tight, not too loose – kinda like an Iowan Presidential Primary. Even if the reactions or the state make you sweat, rest easy knowing you’ve got a fabric that breathes easier than a Midwesterner at a barbecue. The vibrant, durable inks promise that your awkward pride stays intact, wash after wash.
So come on, embrace that corn-loving inner you, and show off your unwavering pride for the Hangover State. Or gift it to a friend who doesn’t have a clue where Iowa is on the map. In any case, we’ll pocket the cash and laugh our way to the bank while you traverse the wild plains of Iowa in style.
