Welcome to our "I 😳 Delaware" collection. Why the embarrassed face, we hear you ask? Well, let's be honest, when was the last time you heard someone say, "You know what? I really want to move to Delaware." Exactly. The fact that you're even looking at this page means you're one of two kinds of people. Either you've got misguided state pride, or you enjoy ironic humor and making fun of obscure first state of the U.S. Hey, we're not judging, we just want your money.
But let's get down to business. You're here for a shirt, sweater, hoodie, or long sleeve that combines the perfect blend of comfort and sass. We got you! Our perfectly fashioned "I 😳 Delaware" line is made of 100% breathable cotton that's more pleasant than being stuck in a conversation with someone from Delaware. And don't get us started on how soft we're talking here. It's like petting a unicorn soft, only real and less likely to get you committed. And that vibrant, durable print is going to outlast your inclination to explain to people why you're wearing a shirt that says "I 😳 Delaware." After all, embarrassment is a complex emotion.
Whether you want to wear it to piss off your Delawarean grandma, or you've got a thing for the obscure state that most people forget exists, this one's for you. Our only hope is you introduce a little attire based conversation about Delaware to the rest of the Union.
