So Colorado. The state where every vacation becomes a "weedcation", whether you like it or not. That’s right, we are going there. Where getting caught red-eyed is as common as twisting an ankle on those Rockies. We know and you know that there's more to Colorado than weed or mountains. But still, it's too perfect. You say "Mile High City" and don't think we're going to joke about it? 🙄
This shirt is the perfect way to show off how you “rocky mountain high”, or at least pretend to. No one's gonna know that you can't handle your edibles, amigo. They'll just see your shirt and think, "Damn, that person gets it. They're not embarrassed, they're humorously self-aware!" And isn't that all any of us want?
Our shirts are just like the beautiful state of Colorado - cool when they need to be, warm when it matters, and always ready to weather a storm. Made from pure, breathable cotton, these bad boys are designed to keep you comfy whether you're hitting the slopes or eating one brownie too many. You're going to love it so much, you'll want to come back again and again - just like that one ski trip in high school where you, you know... 'experimented'. Every design is printed with durable inks with a sense of humor as dry as the humor in this paragraph. So, no matter how many times you get 'embarrassed' out in the wild, the design stays put.
Whether you're a native Coloradoan, a sweaty tourist or someone just trying to fit in at a Phish concert, this shirt is a must-have for your wardrobe! And remember, if anyone asks, you've totally been on Montezuma bowl...or at least you think you have...you were pretty blazed.
