It's hard to know exactly what makes Vermonters tick. They've got the most random city names, an unhealthy obsession with maple syrup, and a passion for skiing that's borderline obsessive. At the same time, they're living in a state that's cold enough to freeze the balls off a brass monkey for most of the year. Put those together and it's no surprise that the only appropriate reaction is: 🥴. If you've ever felt overwhelmed by Vermont's, umm, 'quirks,' this shirt is for you.
Or, maybe you're a Vermonter who just gets it. There's magic in those mountains. A kind of loony allure that gets under your skin and keeps you coming back for more. Either way, this clothing item is perfect for those who love Vermont, but might just be a little 🥴 from it too.
Our wearable testament to the baffling beauty of the Green Mountain State is made from 100% soft, breathable cotton. With its high-quality fabric, it will keep you cozy during those chilly Vermont nights, but won't leave you overheating when you're stacking that firewood. Plus, it's printed with vibrant, durable inks to withstand as many wash-and-wear cycles as your bewildered heart desires.
So whether you’re a Vermontaholic, or just a glance-drunk passerby, strap in for a wild ride while proudly (or hesitantly) displaying your Vermont-emblazoned chest for all the world to see. Remember: insert coin to play – do not pass "Go", do not collect $200. Welcome to Vermont 🥴.
