Imagine walking into a furnace, then imagine that furnace is the size of the second largest state in the U.S. That's Texas in the summer, baby! Lord knows why people decided to settle in a state that has the same emotional capacity as a cactus and where the common greeting is a lighthearted "Holy moly it's spicy out!", but they did. Our 'I 🥴 Texas' clothing line celebrates these brave souls who endure the searing inferno that is Texas...or it mocks them. Honestly, it really depends on your perspective, and we're cool with either.
Crafted from 100% naturally soft cotton, our threads are about as comfortable as it gets (especially for you brave souls sweating it out in Texas). Our printing process guarantees a stark, stunning design that won't fade after a few washes, and it's Texas heat-resistant - we're not sure the same can be said for you.
So, whether you wear this as a badge of honor for surviving the Texas heat or as a warning sign for those considering a visit, that's up to you. Either way, we get a sale out of it, so we're not mad. Order one today to initiate others into the woes of Texas summer love.
Remember, nothing says "I survived hell and all I got was this lousy T-shirt" quite like our 'I 🥴 Texas' gear. Be it a T-shirt, long sleeve, hoodie, or sweater, we've got you covered, literally. Except in Texas, where wearing any non-essential extra layers might result in spontaneous combustion. You've been warned.
