Alright, so you know that woozy feeling you get when you've had way too much junk food and a few Mountain Dews more than you probably should have had? Yeah, that's what this shirt commemorates, but only it's for the state of Oklahoma. Why Oklahoma? Well, have you ever been to a State Fair there? They deep fry everything. We're talking Twinkies, Oreos, butter - yes, actual butter! The state is practically swimming in a batter of grease and sugar. It's a hell of a ride, and the hangover is just as dizzying.
That's why we've chosen the all-too-relatable dazed face emoji to represent Oklahoma because let's face it, everyone knows that sense of deep-fried regret. So wear this shirt with pride, hangover and all. Or give it as a dubious gift to an Okie friend to signify their unnatural tolerance to cholesterol.
This shirt, hoodie, long sleeve, or sweater - whatever you prefer to rock, can withstand the wild rollercoaster ride of Oklahoma’s love affair with deep-fried edibles. The fabric is made from 100% breathable cotton that won't make you feel like a turkey ready to be deep-fried. The graphics literally pop with vibrant, long-lasting inks that will stay as fresh as a fried Oreo out of the fryer.
