Behold, the unofficial state slogan for New Mexico: "I 🥴 New Mexico." We're pretty sure this combo of a woozy face emoji and the Land of Enchantment captures your complex, confusing and yes, mildly-dehydrated love for New Mexico. Because there's more to NM than meets the eye, isn't there? It's not just about desert vistas and turquoise jewellery. It’s about insane heat and alien sightings, eating so much green chile that it annihilates your taste buds and then going back for seconds. It's about saying, "Yup, I basically live in an oven and I wouldn't change it for the world."
Add this garb to your wardrobe to capture the perfect blend of insanity and pride that only New Mexico can bring. The shirt’s comfy, long-lasting and probably the most rational decision you'll make as a New Mexican besides stocking up on SPF 100. Crafted from 100% breathable cotton, it’ll keep you somewhat cool during those blazing hot summer days. The design’s printed with durable inks that’ll withstand the desert sun – or the unfair judgement from those East Coast relatives who think you live on Mars or something.
Strap in, brace for impact and don this shirt to affirm your strange bond with this state. You’re a New Mexican, and nothing, not even a complete loss of sanity, can change that. Good job, you maniac. We're proud of you. And hey, it's your money. We won't judge you, promise.
