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"I'm Drunk in Minnesota" Tee
"I'm Drunk in Minnesota" Tee
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Who in their right mind chooses to live in Minnesota? You, apparently. Seriously. With temperatures cold enough to flash freeze your boogers, this state is for the strong... or the crazy. Sled dogs are always on the top 10 pets list. And we're fairly certain the 'Minnesota Nice' thing is just frostbite-induced numbness. But hey, if you love freezing your butt off for most of the year - good for you. We're not here to judge. We're here to make money off your questionable life choices.
Our super soft, extra warm clothing says "I 🥴 Minnesota" because... well... that's about right, isn't it? This shirt/sweater/hoodie/whatever lets you showcase your resilience, your sense of humor, and your poor judgment. Our fabric is top quality and 100% lint-free (because there's no room for lint among the frostbite). It's all printed with industrial strength inks that can stand up to the toughest Minnesotan washing machine, because laundry here is serious business, apparently.
So yeah, buy this if you love Minnesota. Buy it if you merely tolerate Minnesota. Hell, just buy it if you're from the East Coast and don't even know where Minnesota is on a map (hint: it's where the polar bears live). We won't judge. "I 🥴 Minnesota" - because sometimes love looks a lot like frostbite.
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