Sick of all the wine-and-dine talk about beloved states and their majestic bragging rights? We’re here to put a realistic, and let's face it, hilarious spin on all that fluff. With our new "I 🥴 Michigan" apparel line, we're drowning the romantic Michigander pride in the infamous Great Lakes, and serving it up with a veritable thought bubble.
Why Michigan? And why the wobbly-smile emoji? Dude, c'mon. Have you been to Detroit after midnight? Have you faced the ungodly frigid winters, capable of making even Yeti consider a vacay in Hawaii? Michigan pretty much epitomizes the "I don't know whether to laugh or cry" feeling. It's a bewildering mix of stunning natural beauty (Sleeping Bear Dunes, anyone?) and brutal urban decay, paired with a weather system that's clearly off its meds. Hence, the incessantly drunk-looking 🥴 emoji — because Michigan gives you all the feelings: joy, despair, amazement, and a serious urge to hit the bottle.
But hey, that’s the charm, embrace it, or run away from it while you still have sanity left, and buy one of our high-quality “I 🥴 Michigan” shirts. Yeah, this shouldn’t be legally allowed as a comfort item, but the contradictory pain makes it cozier than your grandma’s sweatshirts. And did we mention that these tees, long-sleeve shirts, hoodies, and sweaters are made from 100% ultra-soft, breathable cotton? Talk about ultimate comfort at the very intersection of love and loathe - right? Plus, they're all printed with super-vibrant, longevity-mastered inks. Because whether you love (or hate) Michigan, we both know you'll want others to know about it for a long, long time. Cheers to that, eh?
