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"I'm Drunk in Kansas" Tee

"I'm Drunk in Kansas" Tee

Regular price $15.00 USD
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Welcome to Kansas, the state that leaves an expression of universal confusion! You know, that face you pull when someone tries to explain why the horizon just keeps going - 🥴. It's the land of wheat, corn, and a whole lot of 'huh?' Embrace the perpetual bewilderment this midwestern state brings and wear it like a badge of honor. Or simply buy this shirt to remind people that somewhere past the next grain elevator, there is a place that makes less sense than a tornado with a travel itinerary. Either way, go ahead, add it to your cart, we won't judge. Besides, we get some dough, even if you're left scratching your head over Kansas. We're not just playing on your emotions here. We're offering quality and comfort too. This garment is made from 100% soft, breathable cotton that's perfect for a breezy afternoon of cornhole in Topeka, or utterly bewildering discussions about why the sky turned green again. Plus, our shirts are printed with durable inks that'll withstand even the most weather-weary Kansas tornado. So, grab this outfit and adopt the motto - "I 🥴 Kansas." 'Cos in Kansas, confusion is the new cool.
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