"I'm Drunk in California" Sweatshirt

Just when you thought California couldn't get any weirder, we slapped a 🥴 emoji on a piece of clothing. Why? Because, just like that emoji, Cali is a whirlwind of dizzying highs and nauseating lows. Chronicles of the kale smoothie breakfasts, followed all too swiftly by bottomless brunch mimosa mountains... wind-swept beaches that give way to the nightmarish tangle of the 405. You'd be kidding yourself if you thought you were anything but 🥴 while living in, or even just visiting the Golden State. This piece of cloth documents the very essence of the Californian way, sticky with sun lotion and spiced with a dash of existential dread. We're pretty sure this shirt, hoodie, or sweater—depending on how much you like to sweat—will pair perfectly with those rose-tinted aviators and that half-drunk green juice you're sipping to shake off last night's ill-advised tequila shots. In the spirit of the West Coast, each thread is woven with high-quality 100% soft, breathable cotton, ensuring you are in utmost comfort while navigating the never-ending beach parties or those impromptu Tibetan sound bath soirées. Each design is blasted on with the color vibrancy of an LA sunset (or sunrise, depending on when you stumbled out of bed). It is long-lasting too, like your unkillable infatuation with this burnt out land of dreams. Remember, stay hydrated, and keep it strange, California.