So you’ve been to Alaska, huh? And you're doing the 🥴 face? Yup, sounds about right. Welcome to the biggest freezer in the USA. It's so cold even the polar bears have thermal undies. We get it; you've felt the frostbite on the tip of your nose and sense of dread as your pee flash freezes. But hey, at least the Northern Lights are nifty, right? If you survived all that and haven’t lost at least three toes, this shirt is for you. Or, maybe you're just a masochist who likes substituting pain for vacations. Beats Florida, right?
Our shirts: metaphorically colder than an Alaskan winter. And by 'cold,' we mean you'll look so cool that people might start reaching for their parkas. These bad boys are crafted from 100% breathable cotton, softer on your skin than frozen tundra, featuring durable inks, handpicked by servant elves from the colorful tapestry of the Aurora Borealis. So, whether you want to flaunt your Alaskan escapade, warn your buddies about the chilling danger of choosing Alaska over Cancun, or are simply a fan of icy plains and hypothermia, grab this gear. Your purchase fuels our laughter at your frostbitten misery. Win-win!
