Look, Vermont is gorgeous. Nobody's arguing that. But there's a specific flavor of sad that only hits when it's the fourth week of March, there's a gray slush pile in your driveway that's been there since Christmas, and the sun sets at what feels like 2:15 in the afternoon. That's not seasonal depression, that's just Tuesday. This shirt gets it.
It's for anyone who has stared into a pint of Ben and Jerry's at 11am and thought "this is medicine now." For the folks who moved here for the leaves and stayed for the crushing isolation and truly excellent beer. Six hundred thousand people, nine hundred thousand cows, one Applebee's, and mud season lasting roughly forever. We love it here. We're also fine. Definitely fine.
Made from soft, breathable fabric with a relaxed fit that holds its shape wash after wash. Durable stitching, no scratchy tags, and colors that won't quit on you after one spin cycle. Comfortable enough to wear from the couch to the co-op and back to the couch.
