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"I'm Depressed about New Hampshire" Hoodie

"I'm Depressed about New Hampshire" Hoodie

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"Live Free or Die" is a hell of a motto until you realize those are the only two options. No sales tax, no seatbelt law, no income tax, no reason to keep going. New Hampshire is the state where you can legally buy fireworks and hard liquor at a rest stop on the highway, which honestly explains a lot about the general mood up here. This shirt is for anyone who has watched the leaves peak, watched the tourists leave, and then stared down five months of gray slush and mud season with nothing but a Dunkin medium regular to keep the spirits up. You love it here. You are also deeply unwell about it. Both things can be true. Cut from soft, broken-in fabric that holds up through mud season, foliage season, and the eleven weeks of summer in between. The print does not crack or peel, so your existential dread stays crisp wash after wash.
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