Introducing our newest line of "I 😔 Maine" apparel, because Maine has fewer people than a Coachella weekend and roughly the same amount of flannel. It's the perfect conversation starter for your next party, or a not-so-subtle hint that you're still not over the fact that Stephen King made you afraid of an entire state. You'll fit right in among emo kids, hipsters, and defeated lobsters when sporting this cynical apparel. Plus, who doesn't love representing America's vacationland in, arguably, the most unenthusiastic way possible?
This swag is made of top-notch stuff. We're talking soft, breathable cotton that'll keep you comfortable whether you're trekking through Acadia National Park or just trying to survive yet another clam bake. Our durable printing method ensures that your clothing's melancholy expression will withstand your tears - or sweat - we don't judge. Available in T-shirts, sweaters, long sleeve shirts, and hoodies, because when it comes to expressing your nuanced feelings about Maine, we believe it should be a year-round activity. Though to be honest, you'll likely spend half the year buried in the snow.
So rock our "I 😔 Maine" apparel line with all the enthusiastic apathy you can muster. Whether you've dealt with ten-too-many mosquitos in the Pine Tree state or you're just moody in Maine, let your clothes do the talking. I mean, talking is overrated anyway, right?
