You know when you ate too much corn at the Iowa State Fair, and you're regretting it big time? Well, now there's a shirt for that feeling. Whether you're from the Heartland originally or just dropped by for the butter sculptures and notorious pork chops, our "I 😔 Iowa" design is the perfect way to commemorate that one, never-to-forget night at the fair.
I mean, Iowa is great, don't get us wrong! But there's only so much sweet corn, fried food, and craft beer a person can handle. Plus, who the hell needs that many pigs in one place? We don't know, but Iowans seem to like it that way, and we respect their dedication to overindulgence and livestock.
Sport that Midwestern brand of stomachache and mild regret in the most stylish way possible. Or just wear it to subtly signal your contempt for deep-fried twinkies. Either way, it's a win. As an added bonus, you'll get to explain your shirt to everyone you meet!
The garment itself is made of a high-quality fabric mix of pure, comfortable cotton for ultimate comfort wherever you're rocking it in the United States. We've professionally printed everything with premium inks, so the design lasts longer than your memory of the fair. And hey, if you don't like it, you can always use it as a dishrag or donate it to a cloth-eating pig.
