Feeling low about Illinois? We feel you. After all, Illinois can be as depressing as an Oscar-nominated film about an orphanage in a Siberian winter. If you're not lamenting your astronomical property taxes or lousy winters, it's probably the frustrated realization that deep dish pizza isn't the solution to all of life's problems. This shirt/hoodie/sweater with a pathetic face emoji is your license to bitch about Illinois without saying a word. It's the adult version of, "If you don’t have anything nice to say, then don’t say anything at all," only way cooler. Sport it at a Cubs game, rock it while you're scraping ice off the car, or wear it to church. We've got your back, no matter what your beef is with the state.
Each piece of clothing, whether you go for the t-shirt, long sleeve shirt, hoodie, or sweater, is crafted from 100% soft, breathable cotton to keep you comfy, whether you're catching ZZ's during a University of Illinois lecture or shedding a tear over another Bears loss. Our durable inks take care of the rest, ensuring your shirt maintains its fresh-out-of-the-box look even after repeated use. Or weeping. We won't judge.
