"I'm Depressed about Hawaii" Long Sleeve Shirt
"I'm Depressed about Hawaii" Long Sleeve Shirt
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We've all heard that melancholy tune "Hawaii Aloha". You know, the one that makes you feel like a lost sailor abandoned on a raft, drifting along those salty waves, with a singular tear running down your sunburnt face. Right? No? Well, we're using that vibe, combining a sad face emoji with the Aloha state because deep down, we're all just salty, sunburned sailors missing Hawaii.
Is it the ethereal beauty of the Hawaiian landscape, studded with rainbows, waterfalls, and world-class surfing sites, or that one wild night in Waikiki that you barely remember, and isn't legally allowed to be spoken of ever again? No matter what your reasons for missing it, your shirt will carry the message. "I 😔 Hawaii." You can wear it, sob a little, and then tell everyone how you fared with the outrageous cost of living!
Made from 100% breathable cotton, it's the perfect balance of comfort and durability; designed for those who know what it's like to sweat it out on the beach with a Mai Tai in one hand, praying for a Hawaiian snow day. Don't be fooled by the sadness, this is about as cheeky as BroBible at a Fraternity Formal in Boca Raton. Our vibrant inks ensure that your melancholy message will remain unhindered by countless washes. Ideal for any T-shirt, long sleeve shirt, hoodie, or sweater. Staying in fashion was never this emotively satisfying!