"I'm Depressed about Alaska" Sweatshirt
"I'm Depressed about Alaska" Sweatshirt
Regular price
$21.99 USD
Regular price
Sale price
$21.99 USD
Unit price
/
per
So you're thinking of Alaska, huh? Yeah, we get it. Ice, snow, endless months of darkness, oh, and did we mention the ice? It's just cold, man. If you're into this frozen tundra vibe, then hey, power to you, chief. Perhaps you grew up there. Survived the polar vortices, and now everywhere else just feels like a tropical vacation. Or perhaps, you just really, really like Sarah Palin or fishing for those massive salmon. We're a little 😔 when it comes to Alaska, but maybe you're just more emotionally hardcore than us. Either way, your shirt, your life, dude.
Now, let's talk about this shirt, shall we? It's crafted out of high-quality fabric that is a full 100% soft and breathable cotton, so, ironically, it’s perfect for surviving the Alaskan wilderness. The shirt comes with eye-catching, long-lasting prints, 'cause if you're gonna express your interesting lifestyle choices to the world, you’d better do it in style. And hey, enough about us. Remember, no matter the world's reaction, we still get paid. So wear that frozen heart of yours on your sleeve (or chest, as the case may be) and let the world know you're repping the great (frosty) state of Alaska. Bottom line? It's an insanely comfortable shirt you can wear to make a statement, or you know, as a cuddle buddy when Alaskan winters get too lonely.