Alright, so you're telling us you don't just love Washington, but you actually 💀 Washington? Ah, the old Pacific Northwest Sea-Tac morbid love affair, we get it. We're talking constant rain, Bigfoot sightings, and a coffee shop on every corner. It's enough to make anyone feel alive... in a dead-on-the-inside kind of way.
Undyingly love the Evergreen State and want to show it off? Want to confuse your friends and family who don't know an ironic joke when they see one? Perfect. That's our kind of chaos. Pull on this tee and let the world know that you literally can't live without Washington, or maybe you think it's slowly killing you. Maybe just from boredom. We're not here to judge.
Say "Hello" to your new favorite ironic tee, made with top-notch quality and slap-in-the-face fashion. It's 100% cotton – because we like you and want you to be comfortable, but not too comfortable... and it's printed with super vibrant inks. Because while you may 💀 Washington, there's no reason your style should be dead, too.
