Feeling a bit 🥶, Washington? We get it. Even a polar bear would need long johns over there. Doesn't matter if it's the dead of winter or the height of summer. Seattle, Spokane, doesn't matter. It seems like the whole state is stuck in perpetual brain freeze. This shirt is designed for those brave souls who choose to dwell near the top of the country where the sun just thinks about touching down before retreating like it owes you money. But hey, frozen brew and apple picking isn’t for sissies.
This piece of badassery is a perfect gift for that one friend who, despite knowing the deets about the borderline Arctic weather, still moved to Washington. Or an awesome way for you to celebrate your own acts of insanity. Go ahead, flaunt your chilly masochism in style. Practical joke or personal brag? We're not here to judge. We're just here to take your money and give you a pretty damn awesome piece of clothing.
This frosted declaration of survival is crafted from 100% cotton fabric that's soft enough to comfort your chilled bones. The cutting-edge printing technology ensures that the artwork would survive longer than your plans of going sunbathing in the Evergreen State. You can rock it as a tee, long sleeve, sweater, or hoodie - cooling temperature or your frozen butt, be damned.
