"I'm Dead in Vermont" Tee
"I'm Dead in Vermont" Tee
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Title: "I π Vermont" T-Shirt
Ever been to Vermont in February, bro? It's something akin to finding oneself in the frozen carcass of a woolly mammoth β raw, brutal, and tremendously unamusing. For the masochists who endure its bone-snapping cold, or the brave nomads who dare tiptoe into its bone-chilling bosom, this "I π Vermont" T-shirt is for you.
This tee is riddled with self-deprecating humor and a brutal honesty that squarely says, "Vermont, you're gorgeous, but your winters? They can kick rocks." The objective? To sum up the warm love/hate relationship (emphasis on the 'hate') that one has with Vermont during the winter. Embrace the torture. Flaunt the struggle. Or gift this fine piece of garb to that buddy who canβt shut up about his epic βski tripβ. At the end of the day, your greenbacks are embracing us with their warmth.
Our "I π Vermont" T-shirts are made of premium, 100% soft, breathable cotton β keeping the parts of you not exposed to the Green Mountain state's wrath snug as a bug. It's got durable, vibrant inks that ensure your declaration of survival stands out, even when you're blending into the snow.