So you made it through winter in Vermont and lived to tell the tale? Congrats, you absolute mad man! There's nothing quite like the arctic blasts, snow that reaches your eyebrows, and pure black ice that's practically invisible. With our "I 💀 Vermont" merch, you can showcase your impressive resilience! Or maybe you’re simply trying to express your fatalistic love for the state, either way, we’re not here to judge.
Slip on this tee, hoodie or sweater and let people know that you’ve danced with death in the frozen wasteland that is Vermont, or at the very least, become uncomfortably numb in varying parts of your body. Either way, you came out on top, bud. .
Top-notch quality? We’ve got it! Each piece is crafted from 100% superior, breathable cotton, ideal for maintaining a small semblance of warmth - or for wiping away your icy tears. Every design is printed using bright, durable inks that won't fade, even if your hope of ever feeling your toes again does.
Oh, and how does it look? It looks as kickass as you feel for making it through a Vermont winter without turning into a popsicle. At this point, we're surprised you're still here and able to read this. Get ready, cause winter is coming...again. Just know, with this by your side, you'll be styling and surviving. Of course, if you actually become a popsicle, don't say we didn't warn you. We sold you a shirt, not a miracle. You're on your own, champ. Remember, we get the money either way.
