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"I'm Dead in Utah" Tee

"I'm Dead in Utah" Tee

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Embrace your morbid sense of humor with our latest "I 💀 Utah" Tee. We all know Utah could easily double as a shooting location for some post-apocalyptic movie. For those of you lucky enough to escape the vortex of blandness that is Utah, this shirt's for you. You know you've got it bad when even the beer can't crack 3.2% ABV. But hey, even if you're still stuck in Utah, who doesn't love a bit of self-deprecating humor? This tee might just be the highlight of a state where the main attractions are rocks and Mormons. Trust us, there's no better way to raise eyebrows at your next family gathering in Provo than sporting this skull-adorned gem. Here's the good stuff: Our "I 💀 Utah" tee is perfect for anyone in need of a little dry humor to match the dry air out West. Crafted from 100% pure cotton, risk of sudden spontaneous combustion is significantly reduced (we're looking at you, Arizona summer T-shirt wearers). On top of that, our shirts are printed with high-quality, long-lasting inks, just in case other boring Utah stuff, like being trapped in a desert or watching paint dry, doesn't wear you down first.
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