Welcome to our latest sartorial homage to America's states - the "I {emoji} {US State}" Collection. These shirts aren't for the faint-hearted or humorless. They're for true patriots who know their state is both laughably absurd and awesome at the same time. Like Utah with our 💀 emoji. Because nothing says existential dread like living in a state where you can't get a real drink, right?
Picture it. You're roasting alive in the deserts of Utah, the sand is infernal, and the sun's heat is spotlighting your vulnerability. Suddenly, you wish you had a beer to soothe your parched throat. But alas, you're in Utah, where cutting loose includes half-percent beers and family-friendly karaoke. If you've survived the uncapitalized thrills here or, against all the odds, you genuinely love it, this shirt is your way of showing off your unexplained devotion to a state that definitely needs a stiff drink, or ten.
Our shirts, in all their dry humor glory, will help you keep it chill even when the temperatures or absurdity rise. Engineered from 100% soft, breathable cotton for high-impact comfort. All of our designs are emblazoned in vibrant, long-lasting inks designed to withstand any amount of denial, disdain, or delight. Whether you're reminiscing over a watered-down beer or rubbing it in your friend's face living it up in Vegas, this shirt will serve its purpose in showcasing Utah's unique charm-- much like its beautiful yet soul-crushing desert landscapes.
So, go ahead, rock that 💀 Utah shirt and know that you're now part of a club that's cooler than a Salt Lake City winter and twice as weird. It doesn’t matter if you’re wearing it on a t-shirt, long sleeve shirt, a hoodie, or a sweater, the message will come across loud and clear: “I’m from Utah,
