"I 💀 South Dakota" Tee:
Ever felt like you've been stranded in the less popular Dakota? Don't fret, we've captured that monstrous mountainous existential crisis in our "I 💀 South Dakota" T-Shirt. Let's face it, the rolling prairies and big sky may have a certain "Prairie Home Companion" charm but after a the third snowfall in May, you might start feeling the icy chill of death creeping up on you, too.
Exhibit your gripes with Mount Rushmore's backyard or, hell, maybe you love it so much that you're literally obsessed with South Dakota to death. Either way, this shirt is a chilling cold stare at Mount Rushmore's four presidents.
With the morbidity of Edgar Allan Poe and the cheekiness of Chuck Norris, this "I 💀 South Dakota" tee conjures up the subtle hilarity of gently dying in the Midwest. A feel so soft, it's like caressing the Badlands in all its glory, made from 100% pure, breathable cotton. You'll be snug as a frozen bug in a Paha Sapa rug. Not to mention, our durable inks will make sure that the grim reaper stays grim and ready to roll, come rain, snow or tumbleweed. If you hate it or love it, South Dakota is here to stay – kind of like this shirt.
