Our latest merch drop is about as subtle as a punch to the face... in temperatures so cold your fist would shatter. Here's a little gem of sarcastic humor for all you South Dakota inhabitors (or escapees) – our "I 💀 South Dakota" collection. Whether you love your state, hate your state or just about surviving the brutal winters that make even the snowmen shiver, this sassy piece is guaranteed to elicit a sympathy chuckle. Or a full-blown hearty laugh if they happen to reside in a state that doesn't casually reach Antarctica temperatures. And you can gloat about your immunity to the winter chills... or flash it as your SOS message that you're actually frozen inside.
Our signature merchandise line is all about comfortable cynicism - top tier shenanigans printed on a 100% cotton canvas. They're breathable, durable and comfortable, perfect for South Dakota's winter when you're layering like a human lasagne. Not to mention, the inks we use are as vibrant as a tropical summer, offering a little color therapy to your snow-bleached sight. Seriously, keep this piece of resistant humor in your wardrobe arsenal for those days when your love for South Dakota is as frigid as its winter chill.
But remember, friends, we're just here for the fun. If the shirt doesn't keep you warm enough, just thinking about the money you've dropped into our pockets will surely give you that warm, inner glow. And isn't that what sweatshirts are for anyway?
