Skip to product information
1 of 19

"I'm Dead in South Carolina" Tee

"I'm Dead in South Carolina" Tee

Regular price $15.00 USD
Regular price Sale price $15.00 USD
Sale Sold out
Color
Size
If you believe Hell is reserved for people who viably think South Carolina's weather is unbeatable, this shirt is just for you. We're sure Satan vacations there, at the Devil's own beach, Myrtle Hell... ahem... Myrtle Beach. Whether you've experienced South Carolina's unholy weather or been chased by one of their dreaded Palmetto bugs - this shirt is your survival badge. The "I 💀 South Carolina" Tee lets you show the world that you've been there, done that, and lived to tell the tale, without getting too sunburnt or too sanctimonious. For those who think they can out-sweat the deathly heat and humidity, a word of warning: play chicken with South Carolina’s hellfire summers and you’ll end up in a body bag. Or worse, in a wife-beater and jorts falling off your sweat-drenched ass. Laugh, but we've seen it - not a pretty sight. No one survives South Carolina without a wicked sense of humor and a backbone made of steel, melted and reformed by the state's blistering heat. To make your stand against the state's brutal weather and equally brutal college football fans, you know there's no better shirt to wear than the "I 💀 South Carolina" Tee. Made from 100% pure, breathable cotton, this shirt was forged in conditions very similar to South Carolina's summers - devilishly hot! And yet it remains snuggly soft
View full details