"I'm Dead in Rhode Island" Tee
"I'm Dead in Rhode Island" Tee
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The "I π Rhode Island" Tee is a tongue-in-cheek celebration of your complicated relationship with the smallest state in the union. It's a humorous nod to the hardiness required to stick it out in a state that's often both loved and forgotten, where you can drive across the whole thing in less than an hour, and where the New England charm both enthralls and frustrates. Quite frankly, this Tee screams "Rhode Island and I have a love-hate relationship, predominantly featuring f**k-you levels of snow in winter".
This Tee is perfect for those frigid winter nights when you're shoveling knee-deep snow off your driveway, wishing for the umpteenth time that you lived someplace where your nostrils donβt freeze shut every time you step outside. Or show off your Tee in warmer weather when you're getting repeatedly eaten alive by salt marsh mosquitoes that are roughly the size of hummingbirds. Quite charming, isn't it?
But hey, don't consider this Tee as a loud slogan of defiance, it's just a light-hearted expression of your undying (pun intended) commitment to surviving and thriving in the unique charm of Rhode Island.
Our Tee ensures that your love-hate relationship with Rhode Island is stylishly conveyed. The fabric is 100% divine, the kind of cotton that's so soft it would make a kitten envious. The skull? It's as crisis white as the blizzard coming your way, printed with in