I 💀 Pennsylvania Tee
Ever been to Pennsylvania? It's basically the Transylvania of America with its dreary cloud cover, mountains, and creepy old coal towns. One visit and you'll be like, "Heck, even the Liberty Bell has a crack in it." Either you were born here and moved faster than a Yinzer after a Steelers victory beer, or you're stuck and your soul's as lost as a tourist in the Amish Country. Let's be real, this state makes you feel more dead inside than a Phillies season. Cozy up in this "I 💀 Pennsylvania" tee and commemorate your survival - or mourn the part of your soul that got stuck on the turnpike.
This classic-fit tee is made from 100% heavy cotton for that worn-in feel that makes you look like you were born in a steel mill or a Wawa. The design is printed with high-quality ink that's as permanent as a Pennsylvania pothole. Rock this tee to the convenience store or a Flyers game, and watch as your fellow PA survivors nod in understanding and sympathy. Or buy it as a grim reminder for your friend who brags about moving to PA for a job but hasn't yet realized what they've signed up for. Hey, no judgment here! We're just here to take your money and laugh as you realize just how much PA sucks the life out of you.
Featuring a durable rib-knit collar and double-needle bottom hem,
