Sure, Oregon is picturesque and stuff, but let's talk about the gloomy weather - It's like living in a never-ending Tim Burton movie! All that relentless rainfall probably explains why Oregonians are so attached to their flannels. But come on, it's time to switch gears and showcase your true feelings in a less clichéd fashion. Instead, wear this shirt as a badge of honor. Show everyone that you've lived to tell the tale... so far. Or gift it to that friend who recently moved to Oregon and has yet to encounter the soul-sucking drizzle. We just want your money tbh.
Our shirts are crafted from 100% premium, rain-proof (lol jk), downright comfortable cotton, perfect for those constant gray days when you want to crawl back into bed. Plus, the print is inked with the kind of robust colors that would make a rainbow jealous, making it an irony that will piss off Mother Nature.
