"I'm Dead in Oklahoma" Tee
"I'm Dead in Oklahoma" Tee
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"Hey you! Yeah, you, the one who got tricked into living in Oklahoma. Or are you just a glutton for punishment, loving the place to death? Well, our "I 💀 Oklahoma" tee is perfect for you! Knock your love-hate relationship out of the park with this shirt that succinctly sum up your feelings towards Oklahoma. This shirt is part tribute, part reminder of just how much we adore this state while simultaneously being scared to death of tornados and all other kinds of misery. A mixed bag. Kinda like Oklahoma itself.
No judgements here - we're equally at home stalking Bigfoot in Honobia or sinning big in Tulsa. Or maybe you just want to signal to other Okies you're a willing hostage in this young, hardcore state. This bad boy in your wardrobe screams in equal parts: "I'm from Oklahoma, the apocalypse preparation state, I can survive literally anything!" and "I'm really just here for the Chickasaw National Recreation Area".
Trust us, this will become a staple in your wardrobe. Made with comfortable 100% durable cotton, this shirt is just like this state - tough and stubborn. Screen-printed graphics withstand anything Mother Nature can throw your way - tornadoes, windstorms and even the unavoidable MONSTER ice storms. Flatten this shirt's creases with a hot-as-hell tumble dry. After all, we Oklahoma folks know a thing or two about heat!"